There's No Use Crying Over Spilled Pork

Author: deucepm

Date: October 9, 2002

by deucepm
10-09-02
Inside My Head
NOOOOOOOOO! KIIIIIILL! BLOOD! BLOOD! ALL MUST PAY FOR MY CLUMSINESS! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! SOCIETY IS TO BLAME!
Calm down! Okay, yes, you did just drop your bacon egg and cheese English muffin on the pavement, but there's no need to lose your temper!
RRRAAAAAAGH! HATE! HATE! HATE! WANT BREAKFAST! WANT BREAKFAST! WANT BREAKFAST OR WANT BLOOOOD!
NO! Your heart's about to explode! Look, instead of screaming and yelling, we can come to some sort of compromise...
Sir, is there any particular reason why you're eating that English muffin right off the ground?