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| *sniff* Why? Why, Mommy? Why? | |
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| Will you get up, you simpering invertebrate? So you're not gonna have DSL until November. What's the big deal? | |
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| But I NEED it! What if the Internet runs out of MP3s and porn while I'm gone? | |
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| There'll still be plenty when you get back. Come on, cowboy up. | |
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| You wouldn't be so brave if you had to go back to dial-up. | |
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| YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH MY FUCKING CONNECTION AND I'LL--I mean, yes I would. | |
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