Pep Talk

Author: deucepm

Date: October 11, 2002

by deucepm
10-11-02
*sniff* Why? Why, Mommy? Why?
Will you get up, you simpering invertebrate? So you're not gonna have DSL until November. What's the big deal?
But I NEED it! What if the Internet runs out of MP3s and porn while I'm gone?
There'll still be plenty when you get back. Come on, cowboy up.
You wouldn't be so brave if you had to go back to dial-up.
YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH MY FUCKING CONNECTION AND I'LL--I mean, yes I would.