CC 147: R.I. Teen Accused in Turkey Hanging

Author: deucepm

Date: October 12, 2002

by deucepm
10-12-02
Mr. Reynolds, you are accused of hanging a turkey from an I-95 overpass until it was hit by a car.
This kind of intolerable animal cruelty will not stand. What do you have to say for yourself?
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Your hackneyed WKRP In Cincinatti references won't get you out of this, Mr. Reynolds!