Je Suis Un Consumer Whore

Author: deucepm

Date: October 13, 2002

by deucepm
10-13-02
Hey, what's that you're eating?
Strawberry Yo-Zels. They're pretzels filled with strawberry yogurt.
So what did it feel like when your last vestige of humanity withered and died? I'm curious.
They taste like little salty strawberries.