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| So, Bobby...I understand that your roommate committed suicide. | |
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| Yeah, it was all tragic and shit. So where's my 4.0? | |
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| It's just that this is your third roommate in a row to commit suicide by slicing himself up with a scythe. | |
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| What can I say? I just attract very depressed people. Who are limber. And good with tools. You gonna 4.0 me or what? | |
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| I'm just wondering why his suicide note read "Ahhhhh Oh God it hurts please stop chopping at my pink, helpless flesh." | |
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| Hey, is it true that if the dean commits suicide, I get a free scholarship? | |
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