All comics by dexi

 

by dexi
5-31-01
Three years after the marrage split
I got this picture from my son, I haven't seen him in 3 years
I know!!!
Will you help me put it up? I have an awfull nervous twitch?
I know!!
ARRRGGHH!!! SHIT, I...think...i'm...gonna ...die!!!.
I know!!

 

by dexi
6-01-01
Right....think you must say something amusing...it's the 1st time meeting the President of the USA, be polite but witty!
Urrrrrmm......................... I've got it!!!
Oooh Mr president sir, uhh Amna urm aboogo urm I mean a chka chka mmm, limm on ooooo come on itty boo boo. FUCK IT!!!

 

by dexi
6-01-01
Uhh where in dingo's am I???
You are deep in space, thousands of light years from earth! We have captured you for research purposes now sleep there is much anal probing to follow!
But I was in the middle of shooting the new series of Rex Hunt's fishing. I had a beut on me line it was enourmous!!!
FOOL!!! Be quiet or I'll pull your tongue from your head and use it to wipe my arse with!!!
This big it was, it was a huge 200lb red finned arse nibbler! Crafty little thing it was. I gave it a touch of the Rex Hunt magic and.. Bosh! Yibbida Yibbida that's all folk, straight in to me net.
Nurse, bring me the extremely large jap eye enlarging tool, I feel a need for immense torture!

 

by dexi
3-01-02
Microsoft Word Demon appears....
You are writing a letter in word. Would you like some help with that?
No thanks, I am not writing a letter.
O.K. well I will just change a few things to make it look pretty anyway.
Look, just leave it alone. This document has taken me fucking ages to write out and I don't need it looking pretty, thank you very much.
Ahh look a lovely picture of an armadillo. It goes nicely with your business header.
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. FUCK OFF. I don't want any pictures of armadillos, I don't want it to look pretty. It's a fucking businesss letter not a 6 year old childs school project. FUCK OFF!

 

by dexi
3-01-02
Being up here has given me time to think.
Just think. If I didn't have a dad it would be so much easier. They could all call me a bastard and that would be it. Why did I have to be the son of god anyway?
But just because I haven't got a mum they fucking crucify me. Where's the justice in that?

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