This Too Shall Pass by DGP

Author: dezi000

Date: February 1, 2006

by dezi000
2-01-06
A woman in New Zealand offered 42 million tons of dog food to the starving children in Kenya. She says it's fit for humans & better than eating rice.
Kenya, of course, has declined and called the gesture "absurd," "insulting," "offensive" and "immoral".
Why didn't she just offer them milky bones for dessert while she was at it and completely ruin the space / time continuum???
pssst...bro? she did. have you noticed that sometimes the punchlines for these things aren't nearly as punchy as the set ups?