Life in Cell #3

Author: dflux

Date: June 26, 2001

by dflux
6-26-01
You wanted to see me sir?
Yes Digi. I've had a couple complaints about you sitting in your office all day doing nothing. What do you have to say about that?
I don't know how that is, sir. My office is down in the basement. Without windows. Rats roaming around free. Pipes humming with every flush..
Oh, yes.. Well.. Um..
People don't come to visit me, down in the darkness. All alone. Oh how nice it would be to have an office up here with these large windows. Sunlight.
Yes, well.. Uh, keep up the good work...and all that. See you at your next yearly review!