The Ballad of Tom Selleck & Mr. Miffles

Author: diesaturn

Date: December 2, 2003

by diesaturn
12-02-03
true story...
Mr. Miffles really likes Gamecube. Do you have a Gamecube?
No, Tom Selleck. I have a PS2 and an Xbox. I told you that already.
They are only $99 now. I kicked ass in Quigley Down Under.
Why are you trying to talk to me about videogames anyways, aren't you like 65?
WHO'S JACK THE RIPPER HERE?!?!?!
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