Evil has a name & it is "Grand Theft Auto"

Author: diesaturn

Date: December 3, 2003

by diesaturn
12-03-03
It happens yet again...
Tommy, I heard about that kid at your school flipping out and killing everybody & then committing suicide. I told you about that Grand Theft Auto, didn't I ?!?!
but Mom...that kid didn't even have a Playstation 2
Well, that makes no sense. If he didn't even have a Playstation 2, how could videogames have influenced him to go crazy?
Well, he did own a Gamecube. His parents allowed him to have it instead of a PS2.
Well, that makes no sense. Grand Theft Auto isn't even on the Gamecube!!! So how did the kid kill people & then himself ??!?!
He ate a glowing red flower and shot fireballs at them. He only died himself because he ran out of coins