A Conversation that should never happen.

Author: dietch

Date: March 19, 2001

by dietch
3-19-01
So, what are your thoughts about gun control?
Is that a pistol in my pant's or am I just happy to see you?
I can't understand why anyone would need a machine gun to hunt.
You would if you ever tried to shoot a dog on a ball.
Charleton Heston is the Anti-christ.
God I wish I could find my ever ending clip of ammunition, maybe I'll make a sledgehammer out of a balloon and beat you to death.