William and Gracie or Gay and Problemed

Author: dietch

Date: March 19, 2001

by dietch
3-19-01
William, I am flat and I have bad hair.
Honey, a guy like me would kill for a rack like that, a miracle bra, and a chiffon gown.
William, why can't I get a date?
I don't know, I keep having the same problem. Maybe we are just after the wrong type of man.
William, how many more episodes until we run out of gay jokes?
That's the beautiful thing about us fags, when we run out of jokes, we just get fruitier.