do your own donkey by dilly10-08-01 somewhere deep in the bowels of the earth... Do you like my ears? I think it's hitting on me. He's no Eeyore, but he'll do. They look like big purple pull handles to me.
my salami keeps its pants on by dilly10-08-01 Free salami... Case lots of 20 only.. ~~~~~~~~~~ 20 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN TONIGHT
big cheese, little cheese by dilly10-08-01 I'll just pretend she isn't looking... Playing hard to get is the best way to go... Nope, still there. Did I say that out loud?
this has nothing to do with japan by dilly10-08-01 Just relax. OK, that'll work too... Damn, I always forget the lube. And the other half the time the suckers don't work.
ricky and dick by dilly10-09-01 Last night on parade... This is my brother Ricky. I LIKE DICK. Ricky's a little...different. I LIKE DICK. I think it might be time for a new AOL account... I _REALLY_ LIKE DICK.
this high to ride by dilly10-09-01 Last time I was at the fair people kept stuffin' tickets in my mouth.. One lady even got mad at me for being a dirty old man. All I was doin' was standin' like this.