John the Hero

Author: dinger815

Date: February 21, 2009

by dinger815
2-21-09
John has recently struggled with a lot of bacon in his diet....
John, you've been eating too many fatty foods, and I highly recommend a new cholesterol medication.
I probably shouldn't have quit my day job. Superheroes don't get good health insurance...
Here's your prescription and a $600 bill for my services.
If I didn't wear this costume to work the day I quit, I might be able to get my job back...