A chat with the Lord of Hell

Author: diogoal

Date: September 10, 2002

by diogoal
9-10-02
Director Executive Beelzebub calls Greg the Daemon to chat.
Dey´re transferring ya to Earth, Gregory.
Devildammit!
I´m just a compassionate guy, you know. What can I do?
I TOLE´ ya mon... nobody fucks with the mon downstairs! Ye´re just too nice! Now we got souls coming down from HEAVEN ´cause ye treat dem betta than THEY do!
Be evil. Torture p´ple. Make dem eat ready-made microwave pasta. That sort´a thing.
What?! I can´t lose my super-duper-caring friends! I love my pals! Hugs and kisses!