The Leader of Australia speaks out

Author: discodawg

Date: May 25, 2002

by discodawg
5-25-02
I am the leader of Australia, and I would like to apologize for the rebellious actions the Australian Army may have committed against Japan.
Oh gee, a lot of help that's going to do...
I frown apon the Invasion of Tokyo, and so does my pet emu.
Squawk!
But most importantly I would like to state that I had no involvement in the planning and carrying out of this mission to take over Japan. Thank you for your time.
Squawkity squawk squawk.