Patrick the Beatnic?

Author: discodawg

Date: May 25, 2002

by discodawg
5-25-02
Hello. What is your name?
My name is Patrick the Beatnik. I live in Coolsville.
And why are you cool, Patrick?
I'm cool 'cause I spell "beatnic" with a "k", not a "c", ya dig?
Yes, Patrick. We dig.
Man, I got the munchies...