My run-in with the "Vamps"...another true story...

Author: disturbed

Date: August 24, 2003

by disturbed
8-24-03
In which i discover that vampires exist...
I am a VAMPIRE...I spit at you mortals as I am IMMORTAL *i was CHANGED* sssshhhhh
RRRRRIIIIGGGTTTHHH...
*yawn*
As i am unable to argue logically or intelligently debate a topic, i will resort to death threats and sending this kid random pics of me GROWLING that ought to do it...
As you have proved that you are unable to make logical arguements about anything, i suggest that you go fall on a steak(no, the idiot did not notice the spelling)
neither he nor any of his friends stopped by...what a pity...
I AM GOING TO COME KILL YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!!!! GGGGGRRRRHHHH
How about you come over, and we will see how immortal you are when i run you through with my sais...