Bad Cop - No Astroglide!

Author: dj_jafo

Date: April 14, 2004

by dj_jafo
4-14-04
Sweetheart, did you see where I left my nail file?
You don't want it back. I had to "smuggle" it into the jail.
Why on earth would a cop need to smuggle something INTO jail??
That's what the Sgt. Billy asked me when I got caught!
And just how did you get caught!
Baby - don't ask, don't tell!