All comics by dman71

 

by dman71
1-20-06
What's up my brotha?
I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to offend you. look, I'm like totally sorry...Please don't hurt me.
Whew!!... I thought he found out I was dating his sister!

 

by dman71
1-20-06
How may I be helping you Officer?
Um yeeaah.. I heard complaints of terrorism activity in the neighborhood!
Oh no office I haven't seen anything. But I'll keep a look out
well that's not really neccessary. You could answer something for me though. Are you taking any trips around June?
uh no officer, Do you mind if I ask why?
Oh nothing big, I am just planning a vacation. Well you just have a good day.

 

by dman71
1-20-06
You know I used to be a road scholar.
(impersonating Samual L. Jackson) - "Yes, they deserve to die and I hope they burn in Hell!
Man, I think I got Mad cow disease. Darn it!
STELLA!!!....STELLA!!

 

by dman71
1-20-06
In today's news. The president has appointed another judge to the supreme court...
When asked, the President told reporters that he had consider his decision long and hard.
But, it was when he saw this judge's brillaince in predicting the next "American Idol", he had to nominate Simon Cowell for the supreme court.

 

by dman71
1-29-06
How may I help you my son?
I just want to let you know that a sex offender has moved into the neighborhood.
oh! how awful. Is there anything I can do officer?
Yeah! Move back where you came from!!
That was wrong, I need to go to confessional. He! He!

 

by dman71
1-29-06
Dad, I need some advice!
Damn it!, I told you not to call me that.
Sorry, Mr. Vice President. Can you help me with this problem.
What's the problem my boy.
Well, rumor has it, that after your term you are gonna give the title "Prince of Darkness" to Bush.
Look Satan Jr., I know you are the oldest but your little brother listens to me more. Sorry but that's my choice.

 

by dman71
1-29-06
Renegotiating the "DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW".
Hey Dave, Please don't leave Comedy Central. Man we need you.
I really think you need to reconsider their offer. Please Dave, they said you can have full oversight again.
Well, aren't you going to say something?....
I'M RICH, BIIIOTCH!!!. PEACE I'M OUT

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