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Annual Bible Justification Symposium
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| Our next topic is Stoning. God seems to be quite fond of it. | |
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| According to Deuteronomy, Leviticus, and Numbers; we should be stoning our children and neighbors for everything from being rebellious, to premarital sex, to working on Sundays. | |
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| What do we have to do these days to provoke a good old-fashioned stoning? | |
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| If you really want a good old-fashioned "stoning", shut up and open the damn bar! | |
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