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| Excuse me... I see you're buying a full book of stamps and I just need one. Can I buy one off you for fifty cents? | |
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| Hang on a second and I'll give you one for free. | |
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| I just want you to know that Jesus loves you and God has a plan for your life. | |
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| On second thought, make that five bucks. I think God's plan includes me being a millionaire asshole. | |
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