Newsflash: Kirk Cameron Proves God Exists once and for all!

Author: docmike

Date: May 16, 2007

by docmike
5-16-07
Channel 3 News Flash
At a press conference today, Kirk Cameron proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that God exists. He said, "Humans are so complex and intricate that they had to be created by a higher power."
In response, one reporter asked, "Wouldn't God have to be even more complex and intricate than humans? And wouldn't your argument require that someone created God?"
Cameron shot back with, "The Bible said it. I believe it. That settles it."