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| So, you killed your family because? | |
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| My wife had an affair with her dentist and my son told me to fuck off. | |
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| And you killed your neighbors because? | |
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| Stan and Henry are gay. Bob slept with his mother-in-law. And I caught Mr. Robertson having sex with his cat. | |
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| Okay, looks like you followed God's laws in all cases except one. According to Leviticus 20:15, you clearly should have killed the cat. | |
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| Sorry, Officer. It won't happen again... | |
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