This I Believe

Author: docmike

Date: November 29, 2007

by docmike
11-29-07
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny. I give candy to kids and lay chocolate eggs.
Give me a break, Buddy. Kids may believe that crap, but I'm an intelligent adult.
Hi, I'm a visitor from the planet Xenu.
Yeah, right! Only wackos believe in UFOs. I'm an intelligent, sane adult.
Hi, I'm Jesus, the son of God. I was born of a virgin, died for your sins, and rose from the dead after three days.
Praise you Lord!