Genesis Family Values

Author: docmike

Date: December 19, 2007

by docmike
12-19-07
As God commanded, I bound my son to a wooden altar... Now I'm ready to cut his throat, and put fire to him as a burnt offering unto the Lord.
Wait! Stop, Abraham! You don't have to do it... You've been Punked!
What?
Don't you get it? It was all a big joke! Don't you feel foolish? Ha ha... The big guy really got you this time!
Do you really think that was funny, Dad?
Just wait, Junior. One day, this kind of thing will be a big hit!