On the off chance Huckabee wins...

Author: docmike

Date: February 6, 2008

by docmike
2-06-08
Now that Mike Huckabee is President, I thought I'd bone up on "God's Laws."
How may I help you?
Well, I hear there's a lot of stoning in the Bible... What kinds of things does God prescribe stoning for?
Adultery, cursing, blasphemy, worshiping other gods, disobeying your parents, breaking the Sabbath, and lots more!
Later...
What makes you think our rock business will improve, Son?
Let's just say... "The Lord will Provide."