This really happened once!

Author: dommiel84

Date: January 7, 2003

by dommiel84
1-07-03
Learning he has only 2 weeks to live, Eddie seeks solace in beer
Beer help heal... Holy arctic postmen! Are you Jesus?
No. I'm a giant dancing cigarette. I think you're hallucinating mate
After smoking the giant dancing cigrette...
Cigarettes and alcohol, what more could I... Holy cockney jizz monkies! Are you Jesus?
No, I'm a policeman, we've had reports that someone set fire to, and smoked a cigarette company maskot
After smoking the policeman...
Who the fuck are you s'posed to be?
Damn that publicist