An atheist finds Jesus... to be highly annoying

Author: dommiel84

Date: January 7, 2003

by dommiel84
1-07-03
In a drunken haze Eddie stumbles accross Jesus
Behold, for I am Jesus. Believe in me and ye shall find peace!
And I'm Neil, Jesus' hanky! Down here, around his waist!
Umm... right... Err, don't s'pose you can heal me? I've only got two weeks to live, I caught something off a prostitute
I'm afraid I can't heal people, the Bible is complete shit.
Oh, well that's dissapointing. Glad I never had faith in you, guess atheists have been right all along
Ahh, consider the lilly in the field...