Police are looking for a large red robot

Author: dommiel84

Date: January 12, 2003

by dommiel84
1-12-03
The next morning the Guy With No Pants leaves Eddie's bedroom, strangely quiet
Oh my god, what happened to you? You look like shit!
*twitch* Nothing... Nothing happened *twitch*
Are you sure? I heard a lot of noise last night, but I didn't want to disturb you
I... I'm not disturbed... nothing happened. I'm going to see a doctor...
I thought you were a doctor! Oh sweet fictional Jesus! Is your arse bleeding?
*twitch* No... Nothing *twitch* Nothing happened. I wasn't arse-raped