Why you can't trust women

Author: dommiel84

Date: January 19, 2003

by dommiel84
1-19-03
One day over coffee with my best friend's ex
Umm, you know, me and you get on pretty ok... I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out with me? I mean, you're always saying I'm cute...
Oooh... Eddie, you know we're such great friends and I've only just broken up and I really don't know where I am with my ex right now...
Trying to put on a brave face
Oh, hey no problem... Yeah, I understand... Umm, you won't tell him will you? That I asked you out I mean? Please don't tell him... that would suck...
Oh, you know what? I'm running late, I have to go...
The day after they got back together
EDDIE! I know you're in there! COME OUT!
I'm really sorry man! Please don't hurt me...