Give them an inch and they'll steal your ruler

Author: dommiel84

Date: January 20, 2003

by dommiel84
1-20-03
Eddie's house
Eddie? You in here? Why's it so dark?
That bastard Barry stole all my light bulbs to prove he wasn't dead
For hat's sake! I keep telling you, he's not dead!
Yeah... maybe you're right. I'm just sticking a new bulb in, then we can worry about Barry's death
*CLICK*
SHOD! Where's your house?
That bastard's tottally stolen everything I own!