The Competition: Part 9

Author: dommiel84

Date: February 3, 2003

by dommiel84
2-03-03
I don't get it! What did I say???
As you were walking through the airport you shouted "bomb" very loudly
Then you pulled out a box-cutter and said "Boy, you americans are pussies, who's afraid of a little blade?"
And also upon the search done by customs they found your pockets full of weed and condoms filled with white powder up your ass
Yeah, but the white powder was just flour. I just like sticking it up my ass, there's no law against it. And all that other stuff was circumstantial!
I want to be tried seperately