News Flash!

Author: dommiel84

Date: November 3, 2003

by dommiel84
11-03-03
The president was quoted as saying "They're the ones with the beards, not the moustaches, right?"
And news just in!
A local office block has just reported that all but 3 sheets of paper have been stolen! We'll keep you up to date as events unfold
Who could be behind this daring paper heist?
Who the fuck steals paper? In other news... hey, where are my other sheets?
Mine are gone too... how bizarre