dontask's comics : stripcreator

DONT PUSH THAT BUTTON!!!

by dontask
8-08-05


	Push me and you shall regret it.


	Hey look a button!


	Oh no. I don't have room in my house for ANOTHER one!


	*pushes button*


	I told you.


	I cant feel my butt.

Little Sally gets stoned

by dontask
8-08-05

Little Sally sees Daddy drinking beer and she wants some.


	I want some beer!!!!


	Drinking has ruined my life. I am 20 years old.


	YAY!!! BEER!!!!!!!!!!!


	Did you hear what I just said?


	BEER!!!!!!!!!!!


	Knock yourself out, kid.

Sally gives the kangaroo a gun and gets shot.

by dontask
8-08-05

Sally gives the kangaroo a gun. Big mistake.


	Hi Kangy!! Here's a gun. Just pull the trigger like this.


	K, mate.

Kangy shoots Sally.


	Weeee! Dying is fun!!!!!!


	Boom-boom-boom!!!!

Sally rips Kangy apart as a demon.


	Hi Kangy!! Prepare to die. Ghostbusters won't save you now...


	AAAAUUURRRGGHHH!!!!

Nana gets wasted then shot by Kangy

by dontask
8-08-05


	Dontask's comics are bad.


	Shut up. I will shoot you.


	Yay! I got wasted!!!!


	Shut up. I will shoot you.


	Aw man....ER is on and my eyes burned out...oh well.


	Finally she shut up!!!!

What dinosaurs do on coffe break

by dontask
8-08-05

1. They smoke.


	No one ever pitys Lungz Aiken.

2. They gripe


	When I was you're age we hadn't even fully evolved yet!

3. And, evidently, they drink cofee. Betcha didn't see that one comin!


	slllluuuurrrp Aaaahhh...

I hate Geico...

by dontask
8-08-05


	Then switch to Geico! It's fast and fun. Just give me you're wallet and evreything will be ok.


	I need car insurance.


	Look at this face. Would I lie to you?


	R U sure?


	SWITCH TO GEICO!!!


	SWITCH TO GEICO!!!

Little Sally's Brother meets his doom..

by dontask
8-09-05

Tommy is very concited.


	Hi Tommy!!! I will make your hair disapear. And then I will kill you!!!


	AAAAAUUUURRRGGGHHH!!! NOT MY HAIR!!!!

So when his hair is gone...


	And that is not even the worst of it....


	AAAHHHHH!!!!! MY OUTLINE!!!!

...it's like MURDER to him!!


	*BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and points to you* I will get you next!!!!!!**


	Oh no! My precious hair! GONE!!!!!!!

i like beer

by dontask
8-09-05


	Hello


	go away and shutup


	beers good you like beer i do i like to talk about beer beer is awsome do you like beer well i like beer i think you can uderstand that i like beer


	can you repeat that please


	move the stinken line so i can kill you


	you got it dude

Mr. Unlucky gets three wishes.

by dontask
8-15-05


	My child, I wil grant you 2 wiSHES!!!


	hey why dont i get 3 wishes?


	Whatever, I will grant you three wishes!


	YAY!!!


	But they cannot be violent or obscene.


	aww...

Wish #1

by dontask
8-15-05


	Here we are: my classroom. Now make your wish.


	hmmm now what should I wish for......I know!!!!

He wishes for a hammer. Stupid.


	Yes, what is your wish?


	I wish I had a hammer.

Unfortunatley, the hamnmer makes it so he cannot talk.


	Here you are: a self-muting hammer.


	SELF MUTING??

Wish numers 2 and 3

by dontask
8-15-05


	Now, your second wish. Choose wisely...


	I wish I could talk again.


	Wish granted.


	Yay, I can talk again!! I wish for another wish!!


	Fine. But you must wish something REAL, ok? No more wishing for wishes.


	Phooey.

Mr. Unlucky's 4th wish.

by dontask
8-15-05


	Go ahead.


	Yay. Hm, I need to think this over.


	Your wish, Mr. Unlucky?


	I wish I was hot and had a sexy girlfriend who loves me like crazy who is super-rich.


	Hey hottstuff.


	This is NOT what I meant by hot!!

Bench meets chicken. What a title.

by dontask
8-15-05


	Okay, I'm listening.


	Now, here is my speech about benches


	Hey, I resent that. And people should be careful.


	They are so violent theese days. I mean, they have such a temper. And they are constantly pinching.


	What did I do?


	AAAHH! A bench is right beside me!

Brad makes a snowman

by dontask
8-16-05


	I love making Cloudmen.


	shut up freakin moron


	I wish you were alive.


	Wish granted.


	I said I wish you were ALIVE! I didn't wish you were a psychopath!


	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cry me a river, punk.

Bullyboy

by dontask
8-16-05


	Yup.


	Oh . Today's my day.


	Yup.


	And so today I get killed.


	Haha!!


	********

a fat sexy cristmas toy

by dontask
8-16-05

A fatlar man


	Hey ham bacon


	who you calling ham bacon fatty geez you fatlar

sexy mama


	hey


	what shutup your so hot

my favorite cristmas toy


	oh look my favorite cristmas toy wait a minuite thats my only cristmas toy


	im a person you idiot

Things I don't care about.

by dontask
8-16-05

1. Piratezurro


	Oh my gosh that is super rude.


	She was just kidding...I think..

2. TV


	I'm blaring up your brain.

3. Stripcreator


	Hey..yuo are using me right now.


	Dude, I don't think she cares.

not me

by dontask
8-16-05


	Sorry im wearing over limit thongs


	Its ok son i caught superman wearing way to little wititities in fact i think they were girls


	hey bigbutt wasnt me


	hey your bad now im mad


	wait your wearing thongs


	no im not

Annie the Earthling

by dontask
8-24-05


	Hello Annie, I am your new teacher, Mrs. Duckinwinger


	You aint my teacha!


	I am now, punk.


	Who sez?


	I do!


	yes mam

Anne the Earthling's Brother gets killed

by dontask
8-24-05


	Hello how may I kill you?


	Extra crispy, please.


	*swing*


	I is now dead


	Hello how may I kill you?


	*Hey, sorry. I thught this was WalMart**

Annie the Earthling is Missing

by dontask
8-24-05


	Annie, where are you?


	Hmm, I wonder where she could be?


	Annie, were were you?


	Whizzing and turding.

Annie the Earthling is too obscene

by dontask
8-24-05


	Well, this certainaly isn't obsene

Annie the Earthling goes Rock Climbing

by dontask
8-24-05


	Yay! We made it to the top of the mountain!


	Now let's check the bill...


	Ok, Daddy.


	OH MY GOSH!! FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! FOR USING THEIR ROCKS!!


	Those rip-off artists are SO going to pay!

Annie the Earthling gets Daddy's Wallet

by dontask
8-24-05


	Hello Daddy


	Hello sweetie.


	May I have your wallet?


	Of course not, I wouldn't allow it.


	Goodbye Daddy..Hello Daddy's wallet


	HELP!!!! I'M STRAPPED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS ROCKET!!

Annie the Earthlings Room

by dontask
8-24-05


	Hello Snowball. Welcome to My room!


	*mew*


	Now I just press this button here...


	*mew?*


	And here is my REAL room!


	*mew!*

Annie the Earthling has a ghost for a brother.

by dontask
8-24-05


	Hello sister


	Hi Gabe.


	I was.


	Wait...I thought you were dead.


	Nope. I still am.


	So you're not now?

Annie the Earthling has a battle with the toilet

by dontask
8-24-05


	Ahhh, sweet toilet. We meet again.


	Hiyah!

Annie starts licking out of the the toilet with her eyes closed.


	GABE!!!!


	Whoops, forgot to flush again. Sorry.

Annie the Earthling disagrees with a bean burrito

by dontask
8-24-05


	Hey, whats up?


	Dy'wanna have a bean burrito?

Squirrel-dude leaves the scene.


	Yeah!!!!


	Here you go. Bye!


	Uh-oh. I don't think that bean burrito agreed with me.


	faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrt

Annie the Earthling gets a Desert Island gag (and swears)

by dontask
8-24-05


	Oh fuck, one of those desert island gags.

Annie the Earthling Sees a puppet show

by dontask
8-26-05


	Oh goodie a sock puppet show!


	You are boring.


	Now this is entertaining!

Annie the Earthling gets a makeover

by dontask
8-26-05


	I need a makeover


	Oh my GOSH!!!!!


	Eh...on second thought, I think I look fine.

Annie the Earthling has a weird family

by dontask
8-26-05

Dad (Robert)and Mom (Roberta)

Older sister (Janet) and Little Brother (Billy)

Dog (Porta) and Cat (Potty)

Annie the Earthling is followed by a crazy bunny

by dontask
8-29-05


	You know you want some...


	Not on your life, dude


	c'mon. closer. closer


	Now wonder they call you sick-o bunny


	Oh I see your playin hard-to-get


	GET OUT OF MY FREAKIN ROOM!

Annie the Earthling Returns!

by dontask
9-09-05


	Hi guys I'm back! Just when you thought you got rid of me.


	Now with 99% more violence!


	Got rid of him.

Annie the Earthling *gasp* dies dun dun dun

by dontask
9-09-05


	Shh..be vewy vewy quiet..I'm huntin Annies


	Shh..be vewy vewy quiet..I'm huntin Annies


	AHHHH!!


	I, Felemer Wudd have killed the wascaley Earfwing Anine

Annie the Earthling: Heaven or Hell?

by dontask
9-09-05


	Where am I?


	WELCOME TO HEAVEN. I AM GOD-BOT YOUR VIRTUAL OVERLORD. LET ME DO A GOODNESS SCAN TO DETERMINE IF YOU GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL.


	Sounds fine to me.


	PREPARING HELL TRANSPORT IN 3-2-1.


	Hello I am Lucifer Satan, Attorney at Law..


	So this is what hell's like.

Annie the Earthling: Hell

by dontask
9-09-05


	Alright. So I'm in hell, huh? Well then, what did I do wrong and what is my punishment?


	Would you like that alphabetically or in importance of the law?


	Importance of the law, please.


	You've murdered, you've atttempted murder you've stolen, lied,sold illegal drugs, made cheap, corny jokes, hypnotized readers into liking them...

5 hours later...


	Well, that sure was long.


	Yes. Anyway, your punishment...

Annie the Eartling's Punishment

by dontask
9-09-05


	Yes...


	..is to be traped in The Chamber of Girliness and Frillieness And Little Pink Bows.


	AAAAAAAAHHH!


	Let me escort you there...


	MAKE IT STOP!! MUST..GET..OUT..OF..GIRLY PLACE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Annie The Earthling meets Unicorn Sparkles

by dontask
9-09-05


	MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

To make matters worse..


	NNOOO! MAKE IT STOP!!!!


	Hi!!! I'm Unicorn Sparkles, and you're going to be trapped in here with me forever!!


	Woah.. It's like I don't exist

Annie The Earthling: It's a Crappy Life

by dontask
9-09-05


	Oh crap, I hope this isn't like that crappy movie It's A Wonderful Life.


	Hi J, wazzup?


	I wonder if Ricky will take me to the dance.


	Oh crap, this is like that crappy movie It's A Wonderful Life.

Annie The Earthling: It's a Crappy Life

by dontask
9-09-05


	I sincerely hope I can skip all this crud and get back alive again


	I sincerely hope I can skip all this crud and get back alive again


	You cant without completing a series of difficult tasks.


	D'OH!

Annie The Earthling: It's a Crappy Life

by dontask
9-09-05


	So, um what do I have to do?


	You must defeat the dragon, save Billy and talk to your parents.


	I can do that.


	The dragon has 4 heads, billy must be rescued from the evil pacifiers, and..well, you know how hard talking to parents is.


	I bet I can find some loopholes..

Annie The Earthling defeats the Imaginary Dragon

by dontask
9-09-05


	Hi-yah-oowwwwwwwwYAH!!


	Ow! grunt


	Pow! Kick! Punch!


	That's over.

Annie The Earthling rescues Billy

by dontask
9-09-05


	Billy, come to Annie.


	goo. MY PASSIFIER! goo.


	*snatches the pacifier*


	WAAAAAAAAAAA! goo.


	Let's go to Mommy and Daddy, Billy.


	goo.

Annie the Earthlng talks to her parents

by dontask
9-09-05


	Hi Dad!


	Hi Annie!


	Hi Mom!


	Hi Annie!


	Yay I'm real again!

Annie the Earthling has lost it.

by dontask
9-09-05


	It's so good to be real! I love you Potty!


	*mew?*


	I love you Porta!


	Ruff?


	I LOVE YOU J!!


	Eh? Ok, who fed the pet monkey Marajuanna?

Annie the Earthling has found it

by dontask
9-11-05


	Oh. Guess I had a little rush of niceness there. DIE! DIE! DIE! I KILL YOU ALL!!!!!


	FIRE MAKE ANNIE SMILE!!! YAHAHAHAHA!!!


	Alright. I'm back to normal again.

Annie the earthling (finally) goes to school

by dontask
9-11-05


	Good Morning Mrs. Phillips


	Oh,uh,good morning Annie.


	Shut it you crazy punk and gimmie my lunch money back!


	hehe...oops.


	Hey, Ross, You want some? Cum n gettit, you big baby!


	ARGH!

IT'S NOT ANNIE THE EARTHLING!!!!!

by dontask
9-20-05


	YES IT IS!!!

NO IT ISN'T!


	Eh, can't argue with the script.

Annie the Earthling visits a farm

by dontask
9-20-05


	Cool, a Russian girl!


	Ã‚Ã» Ã¡Ã³Ã¤Ã¥Ã²Ã¥ Ã¨Ã¤Ã¨Ã®Ã²Ã®Ã¬ Ã± Ã§Ã Ã¯Ã ÃµÃ®Ã¬ Ã²Ã¥Ã«Ã .


	Cool, a Chineese pig!


	Â§Ú¯u¥¿Â¦aÂ¤£³ßÅwÂ±z¡C¨Ã¥BÂ§ÚÂ¤£Â¬O½Þ!

www.dictionary.com/translator


	Cool, a link!

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