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Author: donttellmewhattodo

Date: February 11, 2005

so i was boning this chick real fucking hard, and out of no where, she was like "do you want a ride to work?"
so i laughed and was all like "yeah, now shut the hell up"
then my eyes popped out of my head
no, i punched them out when you told me to shut the hell up