Doctor Doctor

Author: dopearmy101

Date: September 13, 2010

by dopearmy101
9-13-10
You have nothing to worry about Mrs. Roads, Mr. Roads will make a full recovery i have been a professional for over 4 years i gurantee him a 100% full recovery
Okay thank you doctor
4 hours later...
*Gasp* why doctor why is there blood all on your body!? is that my husband's blood? YOU better make sure my hubbie makes it out 200% like you promised
Don't worry and yes this is his blood we are all very confident for your husband's recovery
12 MORE hours later later...
Pshh funny thing i used this saw to gently cut in the heart next thing i know im drenched in your husband's blood ok, well you pretty much guessed hes dead soooo lets discuss your bill...
What?