Chemistry Zero

Author: dopearmy101

Date: September 17, 2010

by dopearmy101
9-17-10
Oh god there she is....I cant do this lets go man, please...I...
Calm down bud! get yourself over there and just tell her about yourself that is it bro, be 100% REAL and remember, never... hold... back! She'll come running to your arms man! pinky promise! NOW go!
Hi, my name is Pitts and i have 70% bodyfat, i sweat alot i never shower and i have an addiction for online gaming and doritos and i sometimes look at my mommy when shes naked
Ew... Get the HELL away from me you damn pig!!
TO real??
Lets just say there is no hope for you dude...