The "Great" Pumpkin

Author: dopearmy101

Date: September 23, 2010

by dopearmy101
9-23-10
Oh hi....your home i thought you were at the pumpkin patch for the great pumpkin or something
Uhh yeah i was he told me to run back to get my copy of Friends Vol. 2 dvd, why are you hear?
I can't lie man....I was fucking your girlfriend....
Wait...what? why would you do this man we are best friends how could you....
The ehhh great pumpkin has demanded me to do so or else he would uhhh.... decapatate my parrot
The....great...pumpkin told you??? why didnt you say so get back in there and finish what you started!!!