Operation DOOM: Enjoy Cocaine-Cola

Author: dopearmy101

Date: October 6, 2010

by dopearmy101
10-06-10
Sir there are thousands of cases of our older coca cola, the formula that contains cocaine, we discovered it in the basement, it must be 50+ years old, what do we do?
Heck son, use your noggin, we should ship all of that stuff to the starving children in wherever they are nowadays, problem solved
But...sir that formula contains drugs and it may be far to old to sell it to anybody
But i never said "sell" i said give it to the starving children
Hmmmm, well you have a point there
And you ask why the chairman put me in charge