Life Alert Sucks

Author: dopearmy101

Date: December 6, 2010

by dopearmy101
12-06-10
HELP! ive fallen and i cant get up!!
Your fine gramma, your not on the ground, quit saying that!
y'know something? one of these days your poor old gramma will fall and there wont be anyone around and i will die and it will be purely your fault for not buying me life alert.
gramma thats a terrible thing to say, you know you've given me money to purchase one of those things, but theres no point because i will always be around
well if what you are saying is true then wheres that money i gave you to buy life alert?
i kinda purchased a shotgun, listen, when it is your time, that shotgun will make it quicker and easier and it will make your grandson happy! :D