Suicide Hotline

Author: double7007

Date: September 2, 2005

by double7007
9-02-05
The gap between father and son widens.
I hate my life Dad
So, you hear the one about the Jew and the Arab?
Not now, Dad. I just wanna roll over and die.
Speaking of death, did you see the Lakers' game last night?
Dinner is good.
GODDAMIT, The Lakers are just 40 year old virgins from East LA who masturbate while looking in the mirror! Are you slow in the head or something?
What can I say? I like to eat toothpaste for dinner.