Junk 'n Donuts, Part 4

Author: doughty_gubay

Date: September 4, 2004

by doughty_gubay
9-04-04
Junk 'n Donuts bakes 72 billion donuts everyday. Clogging arteries for 27 years!
May I take your order?
How 'bout you round up some tender vittles, Pinhead. Wipe that stupid look off of your face before I do it for you!
The training manual says, "... if the customer is being an ass, try to expedite their exit from the counter."
Whatever you're going to do, you best do it now, punk!
I can't wait until I get the "Employee of the Month" parking spot for my scooter!