I'd bitch slap you...

Author: dr_dos0016

Date: November 20, 2002

by dr_dos0016
11-20-02
What's wrong with your wife? I had no idea I had a child.
She's not my wife.
Well, I believe I deserve custody of the child. I will take this to the higest court in the land!
I'm not going to court and there's nothing you can do to make me.
I'd bitch slap you, but being straight and a man I'll have to bastard slap you.
Stay back! I'm a gamer, I can't fight, just blow up space colonies and such.