News travels fast through the internet

Author: dr_dos0016

Date: November 20, 2002

by dr_dos0016
11-20-02
I have some bad news for you Tina, and it's also good news to me since I hate you.
What? Some alien abducted Osmoc Jr? Hah!
News travels fast through the internet.
Oh fuck, General Osmoc right? I need custody of this kid, and there's a way you can help me.
Will you marry me?
This is not the Drew Carey show, it doesn't work that way...