Guess What I Can Do!

Author: dr_dos0016

Date: November 29, 2002

by dr_dos0016
11-29-02
Guess what I know how to do!
Besides having kids?
I know how to survive going over a waterfall filled with 14 tons of dynamite and broken glass when I'm in a fishing boat!
You watch that "Worst Case Scenario" show? Name the most likely thing on that show that you used to save yourself from anything!
Well, on Thanksgiving when I blew up the turkey I knew how to make a turkey meat substitute using only pipecleaner, vinegar, lots of red wine, and lard
I'm gonna vomit now...