JESUS AND MYSPACE BULLETINS

Author: dracula

Date: May 18, 2006

by dracula
5-18-06
One day Jesus decided to check out Myspace.
Hey theres a Myspace bulletin about me.
98 % OF TEENS WONT REPOST THIS FOR JESUS, IF YOU DONT, YOU ARE PROMOTING SATAN!!!
He was angered but calm.
AGH!!! I'm sick of people making it look like i'm a myspace nerd, i'm writing back!
This is Jesus. Do not repost anymore bulletins about me. It makes me look like a myspace douche, which i am not, because i am Jesus and i am way cooler than you will ever be.
BAM!
What happened!?!?
You didnt repost the bulletin about the killer elephant