college life

Author: dramamine_addict

Date: July 16, 2002

a weekend at the university
you're drunk again, aren't you?
nah, brah! i just like sleeping in the trash can. it's good for my back.
that is the most pathetic cover story i have ever heard! seriously, have you been drinking?
alright, fine! yes, i had a few drinks MOTHER!!! what's it to ya?
*sigh* how many drinks did you have?
judging by the fact that my ass feels like i just participated in a thirty guy gangbang, i would say about...fifty jack and cokes.