jesus was a hermaphrodite

Author: dramamine_addict

Date: July 16, 2002

a question of philosophy and morality
hey jesus? i kinda got a question for ya.
sure dan, what is it?
if you, like, kissed a guy on the lips once when you were drunk would it make you gay?
hmmm...i..guess..not.....
ok. now replace the word once with repeatedly, the word drunk with sober, and the phrase "kissed a guy on the lips" with "licked a guys ass." are you gay then?
why are you asking me this?