jingle, jingle, jingle

Author: dramamine_addict

Date: July 16, 2002

ho ho ho ho hooOOOOLY SHIT!!! YOUR HEAD...IT'S FUCKING HUGE!!!!!
i know...it is my secret shame.
secret? bah! no one can keep a secret that big.
har har, santa. enough chit-chat. here's my angle. unless you want me to throw a huge tantrum and make you look bad, you'll get me that new porsche i asked for for christmas.
hmmm......how about a 97' dodge neon?
don't fuck with me, kris! i can cry on demand.